i have an unacceptably high blood triglyceride reading of
2.33mmol/L or 206mg/dl
a insanely high T Chol/HDL ration of 5.3
a sickeningly high total cholesterol count of 218mg/dl
a blood curdlingly high LDL cholesterol count of 135.8mg/dl
and a brain-deadeningly low HDL cholesterol count of 41.0
mg/dl
i need more medical insurance 
(interestingly, my blood glucose level is humdrum at 81.0
mg/dl)
